Flying airtran from Denver to Atlanta, I discovered that all airtran flights have wi-fi, which is great, but not free. You can, however, get free access to twitter through some special thing. Anyway, I posted a few comments on that flight, but on the way from Atlanta to Chicago. I decided the moment called for something more... interesting? Anyway, I wrote a series of haikus through twitter to the world below. So, I give to you "The Twitter Haiku Sequence from 30,000 feet" ...or umm, "Seven Skykus!"
1.
thirty thousand feet
Airtran, what could beat two seats?
one not-broken seat
2.
a long novel begs
but my attention is short
and twitter is #
3.
i'm higher than clouds.
sounds illegal but isn't.
jurisdiction stuff.
4.
what is cooler than
thirty thousand foot haikus?
refrigerators
5.
ode to a brown shirt
not this one, the other, says:
“refrigerator”
just an hour in
and my haiku jokes all end:
refrigerator
7.
battery dying
signing off and thinking “land”
while descent begins
For those that are interested, the landing was one of the worst I've experienced. I hate being a couple hundred feet off the ground for a little too long. It always makes me think something is going on. Looking out the window I keep thinking, we're very close to the ground and non of this looks airport-y. Also, planes should not bank shortly before landing. I think rudders were created for that.
#5 is my favorite :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad, Kay :-)
ReplyDeleteFor those who don't appreciate that one:
http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_Are_Easy_But_Sometimes
oh... and also... I only own two brown shirts and was wearing the other one when I wrote #5. And, weirdly, am wearing it right now.
ReplyDelete#7.
ReplyDeleteoh crap I mean 6.
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